Starting A Ranch Gifts

"First we get a bunch of cows."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"They're comfortable."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Motorherd

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Superstock'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Local food for local consumption

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Where's my glove?'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Sick Rancher Humor

Cow duel.

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

The Not So Wild West

'Mama! Aliens.'