Cattle Ranching Gifts

Cowboys and cattle traveling on an airplane.

'Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm driving.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Therapy for the cow dependent

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

Martini Western

Early Profiling

"I disagree with a lot of the way he herds."

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

Bovine Adrenaline Junkies.

Tattoo Roundup

Pretentious 'D' Ranch

"My last husband left me to be a hamburger."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"They're comfortable."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Motorherd

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"The new house is almost ready!"

Sick Rancher Humor

Cow duel.

The Not So Wild West