Digital To Analog Fan Gifts

'They've rebranded the reference library.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

Gramaphone Man.

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

"We're not so different, you and I."

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

Efficiency Expert Greeting

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

Tweeted

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

"It would be faster for you to do this online."

Trump Tweets

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

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