Digital To Analog Fan Gifts

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'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Gramaphone Man.

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Efficiency Expert Greeting

"We're not so different, you and I."

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

Trump Tweets

"It would be faster for you to do this online."

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