Digital Vs Analog Fan Gifts

"This has it's quaint charm, but I prefer www.firehydrant.com"

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

Gramaphone Man.

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

Trump Tweets

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

"It would be faster for you to do this online."

Modern Post, Post Modern

"Well I preferred analogue - still, it's 3:30 - better be going!"

'I think I liked it better up here when everyone just carried a HARP!!'

Cat Hackers

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