Modern Vs Ancient Fan Gifts

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Jason and the Aga notes,

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Really Early Vikings

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

The real reason for the pyramids.

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

The Day They Invented Papyrus

Santa '50s' Claus.

And risk a splinter in my hand? No, sir, I'll take my chances with your so-called lion.

"Hey, knock it off. We need those!"

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Egyptian Golfers.

'First package goes to the Parthenon. Second package goes to the Odeon. Third package as far as I'm concerned you can sacrifice to the Gods.'

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

"We're close."

Inventor of the wheel sees man inventing wheel clamp.

Crawler lane for workers building the pyramids.

A caveman emerges from a subway