Modern Vs Ancient Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Mid-century Father

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

'Does it come on Disc?'

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

Mummies for Dummies

Jack Kerouac

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

Hadrian's Fence

The Nosy Cleaner

"You're sure you're not Hammurabi?"

"Wake me when the tourists get here."