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"It's a 'selfie.'"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

Mid-century Father

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

'Does it come on Disc?'

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

Mummies for Dummies

Jack Kerouac

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

Hadrian's Fence

"I can't take another memoir."

The Nosy Cleaner

The Egyptian alcoholic is still in de Nile.

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."