Ancient Meets Modern Aficionados T-Shirts

'Does it come on Disc?'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Projectile painting.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Jason and the Aga notes,

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Islington Angels.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

Mummies for Dummies

Stan's OK Deliveries

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

Early Cartoonists.

Black Forest Collectibles.

Early art critic

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

Hippocrates

'Definitely fake.'

Selfie self-portrait

First Cartoon

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

Doctor says: 'I must say, I'm surprised to see you here' to Magritte character with apple in face

'Here. Who's going to believe Nero played bongos while Rome burned?'

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

"I can't believe how young I look."

Spectators at a coliseum

"Apparently, he was the most disapproving of all the Pharaohs."

'So, do you smoke?'

Period dwelling