Tradition Vs. Modernity Fan Gifts

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Jason and the Aga notes,

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Stainglass Windows '33

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Yale shadow

'LOL!'

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

"How about that? Is Cruz a collector?"

"You'll still be upfront old buddy, but Siri will be calling all the shots tonight. . . I've got to move with the times!"

"They're offering special premiums if we use their service."

"So Joshua, you just aim this at any wall and it will come tumbling down..."

Moses charges his tablet.

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

"I know my business - don't bother me with fads."

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.

'I think I liked it better up here when everyone just carried a HARP!!'

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

Ruddy Bloggers!

Looking in a directory

"There ain't enough room in this season for the both of us."

Facebook

'No, that's not my phone ringing. It's probably Grandad's pacemaker playing up again.'

Metadata free communications

Secret Hand Signals of the Initiated - Then and Now.