Digital Converter Gifts

"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

Busking during a pandemic

You will always find a spot to garden

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

Information vs. confusion

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

DNA explained.

Have your people friend my people.

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

"Okay, I want rubbish, you want garbage, so let's settle for trash."

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

Gin-etic Engineering

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

'Baby and Child Care Guidelines'

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

"Have we e-met before?"

It's the Fad Herald. I should've upgraded my phone. Hear ye. Today, a special announcement. The following is now in: Hope. Until further notice, that tingly, expectant feeling you're experiencing may be interpreted as optimism, mild euphoria, the illusion of better times ahead. Wow. Now that you mention it. Cool. Wait ... What do you man by illusion? Looking ahead to 2020 trends: Disappointment. Nah. We'll be fine, I'm sure.