Digital Converter Pillows

"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Busking during a pandemic

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

You will always find a spot to garden

Information vs. confusion

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Okay, I want rubbish, you want garbage, so let's settle for trash."

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

Gin-etic Engineering

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

'Baby and Child Care Guidelines'

"Have we e-met before?"

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"