Transition To New Technology Pillows

"Computers always make me feel like an incandescent bulb in an LED world."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I got connected to the internet!"

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Luddite Zoom.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, My son just taught me how to use an iPad, so I am writing to tell you that doing so makes me feel young again. You might want to try it. - Nathaniel from Ontario. Thank you for helping me feel young! I may not be as spry as I was back in the old days ... but at least I've never taken two whol

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

'Before computers, son, we were nerds who shuffled paper.'

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

"I must ask Alexa too many questions. She said she can't answer any more because her throat is sore from talking."

Television Models

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

After 15 years Mike was released

"Yes very good, but have you consider a role in cyber?"

'We've got the fastest Internet available, but an old computer. That means we're going nowhere fast."

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.'

'Thank's for your patience as we transition to electronic filing. . . Mrs. McGillicuddy.'

Text As A Second Language