Adjusting To Technology Pillows

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Luddite Zoom.

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, My son just taught me how to use an iPad, so I am writing to tell you that doing so makes me feel young again. You might want to try it. - Nathaniel from Ontario. Thank you for helping me feel young! I may not be as spry as I was back in the old days ... but at least I've never taken two whol

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Lockdown Signpost

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

Text As A Second Language

"Junior said to check out his Facebook page. Guess I better go find my library card."

If we lost all electrical power like India did...

I've gone one better!

'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'

"So what happens now? How do we start the Zoom video call?"

"Computers always make me feel like an incandescent bulb in an LED world."

The Epstein family hadn't quite mastered the art of the zoom screenshot.

Man with broken leg in car.

Vulnerability & Technology Venn Diagram