Transition To New Technology Mugs

"Computers always make me feel like an incandescent bulb in an LED world."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

'Before computers, son, we were nerds who shuffled paper.'

Television Models

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

After 15 years Mike was released

"Yes very good, but have you consider a role in cyber?"

'We've got the fastest Internet available, but an old computer. That means we're going nowhere fast."

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.'

'Thank's for your patience as we transition to electronic filing. . . Mrs. McGillicuddy.'

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