Online Learning Pillows

Rocket Science: The online course.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Good to see you up bright and early."

Tony's online class in kung fu develops a sudden snag...

Ornithology teacher: 'And if you can't make it to class, at least follow me on Twitter.'

"Couldn't I be doing this online?"

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"Okay Scouts, that ends today's online welding session!"

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

www.canyoudomyhomeworkforme.com

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

How's your online cosmetic surgery course going?

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."

Jeff's search for 'Online Theological Education' had returned some questionable results.

Distance Learning

On-line art class.

"Instead of a 2 hour math class, I took an online course, 10 minutes a day for three days, which is like half the time."

"I don't go to school. I'm getting my kindergarten degree online."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Ordinarily I encourage employees to study business classes online."

Distance learning.

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

'Wow, I didn't know online universities needed cheerleaders.'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

"It's easier to learn new tricks if you watch it first on YouTube."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

"I started with the university of life but finally opted for the university of youtube."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Your eight year old brother took the same course online at home and got an 'A'."

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"Oh well look on the bright side, you'll be a world authority when lockdown is over."