Online Learning Mugs

Rocket Science: The online course.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Good to see you up bright and early."

Tony's online class in kung fu develops a sudden snag...

"Couldn't I be doing this online?"

Ornithology teacher: 'And if you can't make it to class, at least follow me on Twitter.'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"Okay Scouts, that ends today's online welding session!"

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

www.canyoudomyhomeworkforme.com

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

How's your online cosmetic surgery course going?

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."

"Ordinarily I encourage employees to study business classes online."

Distance learning.

'Wow, I didn't know online universities needed cheerleaders.'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

Jeff's search for 'Online Theological Education' had returned some questionable results.

"Instead of a 2 hour math class, I took an online course, 10 minutes a day for three days, which is like half the time."

"I don't go to school. I'm getting my kindergarten degree online."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance Learning

"I started with the university of life but finally opted for the university of youtube."

"Mom, I'm losing my edge with remote learning. I've forgotten how to harass a substitute teacher!"

"And you say you did your leadership training online!"

"Oh well look on the bright side, you'll be a world authority when lockdown is over."

"If there's a silver lining to all of this, it's that working and learning remotely is the only way to go."

Education Plan

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"Your eight year old brother took the same course online at home and got an 'A'."

Cuba restarts virtual classes