Virtual Learning Pillows

'How do you explain losing someone, Miss Marsh? It was a virtual field trip.'

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"I virtually finished my homework."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I only know the day and month we're in because we go over them everyday in circle time."

Nervous Oral Testing

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Pajama Day 743

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Technologies and distance classes

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

Education Plan

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."