Adapting To Online Learning Gifts

Breakout Room

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Nervous Oral Testing

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Technologies and distance classes

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

Education Plan

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

Teleworking was the death of the office party

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."