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"You've got to move with the times!"

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Moby Dick

"You may now kiss the bride."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

'Those, honey? Those are books. That's what they make movies from.'

"Your book stinks - but it's just the kind of stupid drivel that would sell as a t.v. movie."

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

A pirate fishes using his hook.

"This is Stan, my latest project."

"I loved the book and the mini series, but I wasn't so keen on the the record or the movie etc

Books - As Seen on TV.

'Did you know they have that book on video?'

"Sometimes you just option it because your gut tells you this is a book that has to be butchered."