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"You've got to move with the times!"

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Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Moby Dick

"You may now kiss the bride."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

'Those, honey? Those are books. That's what they make movies from.'

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

"Your book stinks - but it's just the kind of stupid drivel that would sell as a t.v. movie."

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

A pirate fishes using his hook.

"I loved the book and the mini series, but I wasn't so keen on the the record or the movie etc

'Did you know they have that book on video?'