Fan Of Book Adaptations Gifts

Books - As Seen on TV.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Fiction for Plumbers

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

Book Shop.

Keri Hulme

Louisa May Alcott

Other Fiction

Bush's Legacy.

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

Mid-list Author Magazine

Philip Roth

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."