Tv Fans With A Bookish Twist Gifts

'Illiterati' Isn't Jeffrey Archer Brilliant...

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do it yourself books.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Tree Funeral

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'Good book?'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"There's the remote!"

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

The walking dead

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

'Is there a Nobel Prize for viewing?'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

'Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before...'

"'Game of Thrones' is finished George, get over it."

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

'Tell you what, if you show us how to switch channels, you can join our club.'

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."