Creative Reinterpretation Fan Prints

'Since I can no longer afford your modeling fees, what was to be titled 'Reclining Nude' will now simply be called 'Poodle-Woman.''

'What clan do you belong to?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

How Optimism Works

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Mexican angels.

Eureka

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Fiction for Plumbers

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

Low Noon.

Pyramid Skiers

When boomerangs argue.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Overly wordy travel.

A conductor reads from a picture book.

"Now you've done it!"

The Dali 'Bama.

Rocket charmer.

'He likes to introduce variety to his mentoring communications...'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

Awkward Sharp Bend - Cat Nav.

The Heptathlon

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."