Biblical Reenactment Enthusiasts Pillows

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Meet the scribe"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Sundial Time

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Hipsters"

Blue Dress and Feather

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Blue Dress

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I'd say business was brisk."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Sabrage!

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"I got probation."

"I have to pee!"

How Romans give each other a high five...

"It's the battering classes"

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.