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"But plague spreading is all I know?"

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Frederic Chopin

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Caricatures $20"

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'When we come back we'll talk to a man who made a fortune on Wall Street and almost got away with it.'

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.