Chart Interpreters Mugs

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Frederic Chopin

"It's his ego growth chart."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"Caricatures $20"

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'This is where we hired Felder. All those in favor of going back in time and not hiring Felder...'

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"