Numbers Decipherer Gifts

"Ms. Hathaway, contact research and check to see how many zeros are in $18 trillion."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Infographics: the early years.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

IKEA Book

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

Maze of legalities.

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

Europe and TTIP

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'These pamphlets will explain the procedure and these leaflets will explain the pamphlets.'

Descartes School of Philosophy.

Marooned Optometrist

"Welcome to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. David Robertson."

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

'Apparently some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but some of the other additives cure it.'

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.

Cuba Economic Results 2015

But this doesn't really define me