Chart Reading Gifts

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Bread crumb donations are indeed down."

There's nothing to worry about, sir, it's my biorhythm chart.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"It's his ego growth chart."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

A guide to seasons in the North East

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

Pie Charts, Inc.

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."