'They DID turn the economy around.. this is its ASS END!'
Chart Analysts Gifts
Looking for a gift for a chart analyst? Our collection offers witty and charming products that celebrate their passion for data and analysis. From mugs to prints, find something to light up their workspace or brighten their day.
Trial and Error Charts.
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."
"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"
"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."
'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'
"Now that I have everyone's attention..."
"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"
"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."
Light Bulb Moment
"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."
The Life of Pi
"Morning, all!"
Lethal Presentation
'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'
Time Is Money
A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'
"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."
'I think I know what the problem is!'
'We're living in a round hole economy.'
'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'
"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."
'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'
'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'
"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"
'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'
Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."
"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."
"Fill me in so I can panic too."
"Was that my pager or yours?"
Six Thinking Hats
Chart Analysts Gifts Collection
Chart Analysts Mugs
Explore our hilarious and insightful mugs crafted especially for chart analysts—bring a smile to their coffee breaks.
Chart Analysts Pillows
Find the perfect data-inspired pillow to brighten up any space and bring some chart analysis fun home or to the office.
Chart Analysts Prints
Browse our eye-catching prints perfect for every chart analyst—add a dash of wit to their workspace or home decor.
Chart Analysts T-Shirts
Check out our trendy t-shirts designed for data lovers and chart analysts—wear your passion with humor and style.