Sales Chart Analyst Gifts

'Well the alternative strategy to putting the customer first doesn't seem to have worked as well as we'd hoped!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Everything's gone up."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"It all looks fine to me."

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

Ever Given

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Export

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

Yo-Yo Sales

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

'This is where we hired Felder. All those in favor of going back in time and not hiring Felder...'

Suez Canal Curse

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

"And this is where, to use a technical term, 'things went to shit.'"

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'