Chart Creator Gifts

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

Thirty percent khaki? Yes, a mixture of green and brown.

'This chart has no correlation to data. It's just to us feel good about our big bonuses and perks.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"It's his ego growth chart."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'This is where we hired Felder. All those in favor of going back in time and not hiring Felder...'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'