Chart Enthusiasts Gifts

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"I like it."

'Spoiler alert...'

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

"How about a round of applause for our graphics department for enhancing our slide into oblivion."

'After twenty years the only thing I've learned from reading stock chars is that there is nothing to learn from reading stock charts.'

American Pie Chart

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economy - USA.

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Business is off the chart.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Cossack dancers

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Soaring Profits