Chart Admirer Gifts

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

Put yourself in the right places at the right times more often

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

You are my sunshine!

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Soaring Profits

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Business is off the chart.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Gloat

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'