Chart Aficionados Gifts

'All those who think change is good, say aye...'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economy - USA.

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Business is off the chart.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Soaring Profits

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Gloat

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Out.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters