Chart Fanatic Gifts

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Lemon Pie Chart

"And this is where we all gave up."

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

"I wish it was the chart of my financial portfolio, but no, it's my wife recording how many children we've had..."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economy - USA.

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Punk Reindeer

Business is off the chart.

Soaring Profits

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Gloat