Humorist With A Love For Graphs Gifts

"That would look really good in my office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Sales.

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"Now, who can I trust with a pie chart?"

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

Graph to find your IQ

Consumption Graph.

A consumer guide to cheese.

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

Economic Prosperity

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

Exchange Fund

"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'