Humorist With A Love For Graphs Gifts

"That would look really good in my office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Sales.

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Graph to find your IQ

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

"Now, who can I trust with a pie chart?"

Consumption Graph.

A consumer guide to cheese.

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

Economic Prosperity

Exchange Fund

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.