Graphology Geek Pillows

'I've got my handwriting back from the graphologist - she says I'm shoddy, untidy, and cack-handed - it's uncanny!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

The High Line at Giza

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Sales.

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Be open to help.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.