Graf Enthusiast Gifts

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Hadrian's Wall

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

Sales.

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Graffiti on guard's horse

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

COVID Vaccine

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"That was a rumor day."

Graph to find your IQ