Visual Arts Appreciator T-Shirts

Rokeby Venus

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Children's artwork exhibition.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Candle Portraits.

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"The overthinker"

Misunderstood artist

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.