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Big Ballet Dancer.

'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'

A Puppet Named Juan

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Showbiz Awards

At the Museum

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

International Women's Day

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

The Artist

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cat box"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Paul Klee