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Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

The Art Student.

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

Showbiz Awards

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Baby Piano

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Guitarist

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Marimba

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK