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Christ the Redeemer crying

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Louis Armstrong

Larry's used art

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

At the Museum

Great Chinese Dynasties

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

International Women's Day

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cat box"

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Can You Spot the Differences?

The Artist

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

My First Camera

Robert Fripp

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."