Installation Art Devotee Pillows

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Convenience.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

"I love every single one of these."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Artist and Nature

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

Museum.

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect you to get it."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

Know Your Leaves

Artist Paints Sale

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

'Tracey Eminem'

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.

"Throw it, throw it!"

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

We thought Jay was dedicated, turns out he likes it!

"I know Beth from the days when 'Christina's World' was up where the Klimt is now."

"No more Trinkets! We want Omolu and Biedermeier!"

Low budget Christo copycats.

Clipart.