Painting Devotee Pillows

Paul Gauguin suddenly realizes now that he's living in Tahiti, he can't go to the country for a vacation.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

A Christmas tree self portrait

Hazards of mouse painting

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Artist Retrospective.

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

Eugene Delacroix

Two New Paintbrushes

"The last doggy bag."

A Night In the Art Gallery

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

'You never smile at me like that!'

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'