Painting Passionist Pillows

Vincent Discovers Impasto

Canine Companion

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Quick, press control Z!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

A Christmas tree self portrait

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Maurice Ravel.

Eugene Delacroix

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Sleeping on the Job

"Quit moving"

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

Artist painting a dancer.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"

artist painting portrait

"Pfft. Derivative."

Copycat.

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Great Painting

The Scream Painting

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

Gustave Courbet

'The woodpecker is extra.'

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

Alexander Blok