Painter Appreciator Pillows

Renoir at Yuk Yuk's.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Farmer and FIsherman

Scarpia's Palace

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Artist on the Beach

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Leonore from Fidelio

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Nick Cave

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'