Painting Passion Prints

Impassioned by art.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

A Christmas tree self portrait

Hazards of mouse painting

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Artist Retrospective.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Eugene Delacroix

Pottery Slam

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Artist painting a dancer.

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

'You never smile at me like that!'

"Quit moving"