Puppy Prodigy Supporter Gifts

Preschools for Dogs

Canine Companion

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"The kid's good."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'He's barking mad!'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"He's watching too much educational TV."

What they're thinking.

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

"And she smells great!"

"We're having company for dinner tonight. Work on some cute remarks."

'He wants to be the best pianist in the world.'

"Who's a good witness."

Kid's a prodigy.

'Just ignore him - he's threatened to run away before.'

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

'What's your secret? I can't get mine to follow.'

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'