Prodigy Promoter Gifts

"We're having company for dinner tonight. Work on some cute remarks."

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

Garage Music

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Cool game!"

'Bon Bons Away!'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

Dad was teaching me to play Texas hold em, now I own his car.

Preschools for Dogs

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

Poker at Docs.

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

'What's your secret? I can't get mine to follow.'

'I said you've got too many letters in his name.'

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

"'Thirty Days in a Single Scull.' Day 17: The early-October nights have grown chilly, and media attention has fallen short of expectations."

RIP Keith Flint

'With a little patience you can teach a dog to do anything.'

Chewing Kid Out About Playing Poker At School.

Yearbook: I'm with stupid.

Hot Little Demo Disc

"We feel it would really bpost the new album of you came out of the closet..."