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"We're having company for dinner tonight. Work on some cute remarks."

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

Garage Music

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Bon Bons Away!'

"Cool game!"

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

Dad was teaching me to play Texas hold em, now I own his car.

Preschools for Dogs

Poker at Docs.

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

Kid's a prodigy.

"Is this your first foray into self-publishing?"

'What's your secret? I can't get mine to follow.'

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

'I said you've got too many letters in his name.'

'With a little patience you can teach a dog to do anything.'

RIP Keith Flint

"'Thirty Days in a Single Scull.' Day 17: The early-October nights have grown chilly, and media attention has fallen short of expectations."

Chewing Kid Out About Playing Poker At School.

"You've taught him to speak so well, he's now fluent in 3 languages."